A pig in flight. An elderly German couple were awoken abruptly from their afternoon nap when a wild pig jumped on their bed after running amok through their home.(AFP/File/Greg Wood)
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles. — Pat Paulsen
You just gotta listen to this! Remixed by “Freelance Hairdresser”
“The authority of the civil defense … issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps,” he said, adding that the British and American forces were “immoral mercenaries” and…
GM apologizes for “freaks and weirdos ride the bus” ads The President of the Canadian Urban Transport Asoociation wrote a letter to the President of GM Canada, protesting GM’s ads that characterized public-transit riders as freaks and weirdoes who smelled…
On the news this morning, they announced that they gathered all the Saddam-look-alikes for a meeting. The good news, they said, was that Saddam was alive. The bad news was that he had lost an arm.