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Mr. Picassohead

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

— Dennis Miller

It hurt the way your tongue hurts when you accidently staple it to the wall.

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one’s preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.

— Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles

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